Friends (TV Series)

The One with Frank Jr. (1996)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : [Saying his list of five celebrities he's allowed to sleep with]  Cindy Crawford, Kim Bassinger, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth and Jessica Rabbit.

  Rachel Green : You do know she's a cartoon?

  Chandler Bing : I thought it'd be cool to see if I could make her eyes pop out of her head.

• Rachel Green : [reading Ross' new list]  Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey, you do know, she only spins like that on ice.

• [Ross is about to flirt with Isabella Rosellini. Rachel is amused] 

  Monica Geller : Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?

  Rachel Green : Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn!

• Dr. Ross Geller : [reading his list of 5 celebrities he's allowed to sleep with]  Elizabeth Hurley.

  Chandler Bing : Very attractive, forgiving.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Susan Sarandon.

  Chandler Bing : She's too political, to do it with her, you'd probably have to donate four cans of food first.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Isabella Rosellini.

  Chandler Bing : She's too international.

  Rachel Green : So?

  Chandler Bing : So you gotta pick the odds, pick someone who will be in the country all the time.

  Rachel Green : Yeah because that's why you weren't get Isabella Rosellini, geography.

• Rachel Green : [Talking about the list of celebrities]  Well, I don't know, I guess Chris O'Donell, John F. Kennedy Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Spider Man?

  Rachel Green : Hardy Boy.

  Chandler Bing : Peter Parker.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Thank you!