- Rachel Green: You know what, Bare, I'm not gonna leave, because I promised myself I'd make it through at least one of your weddings.
- Chandler Bing: [Chandler is waiting for his cyberchick to arrive] Where is she, where is she?
- [grabs Rachel]
- Chandler Bing: Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she?
- Rachel Green: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.
- [Chandler then sits down]
- Chandler Bing: [gets up after noticing a beautiful blonde walking in] Oh, oh, oh, that's her.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [after seeing her] Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind.
- Phoebe Buffay: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
- Chandler Bing: [Chandler gets up] Oh my God!
- Janice Litman: [pause] OH... MY... GAWD!
- [Chandler rushes over and kisses her]
- Rachel Green, Dr. Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani: OH... MY... GOD!
- Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy? I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when you're 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
- Phoebe: [Monica stares dreamily as Richard leaves the room] Oooh, I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy. I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [after Joel's one Ross also starts giving a toast at Barry and Mindy's wedding party] Uh, I'd like to add something to that.
- Rachel Green: [Rachel rises from her seat scared] Why are you adding?
- Dr. Ross Geller: [Ross reassuringly:] It's okay, it's okay.
- [Rachel resettles herself still apprehensively and Ross goes on with his speech]
- Dr. Ross Geller: Most of you don't know me. Uh, I'm Rachel's boyfriend...
- Rachel Green: [while she covers her face:] Oh, dear god.
- Dr. Ross Geller: ...Ross. Uh, and, uh, I'd just like to say that it *did* take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight and, uh, just for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis.
- [At this moment, the drummer of the wedding band plays some tacts upon the drums and cymbals]
- Dr. Ross Geller: What are you doing? I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on-on Barry is simply that... she didn't love him, which, incidentally, worked out pretty well for me.
- [Ross laughs and does a movement toward the drummer, indicating that it was a funny sentence so now he can play some beats, but the drummer does not do it]
- Dr. Ross Geller: Cheers.
- [Rachel enters in her maid-of-honor dress and huge pink hat]
- Chandler Bing: I'm sorry - we don't have your sheep.
- [Monica and Richard are dancing]
- Dr. Richard Burke: Okay, I'll do it.
- Monica Geller: You'll do what?
- Dr. Richard Burke: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
- Monica Geller: Oh my God!
- Dr. Richard Burke: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
- Monica Geller: Really?
- Dr. Richard Burke: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.
- Monica Geller: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'Okay, let's do it.'
- Dr. Richard Burke: But you're not.
- Monica Geller: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
- Dr. Richard Burke: God, I love you.
- Monica Geller: I know you do. Me too.
- [pause]
- Monica Geller: So what now?
- Dr. Richard Burke: I guess we just keep dancing.