Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Ross Got High (1999)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Monica : And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your playboys. Ross did!
Ross : Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did!
Monica : Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!
Ross : Monica and Chandler are living together!
Monica : Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced... again!
Phoebe : I love Jacques Cousteau!
Rachel : I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Joey : I wanna go!
Judy Geller : That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds!
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Ross : It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani : Well, I like it.
Ross : Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani : I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
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Ross : What is with everyone today? It's Thanksgiving not truth day!
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Judy Geller : I think he's stoned again.
Ross : Dude, I need to talk to ya a sec.
[Chandler and Ross go into Rachels former bedroom]
Ross : Okay, I think I know why my parents don't like you.
Chandler : Yeah?
Ross : Okay, we were in college. Spring break. Sophomore year. I got high and my parents came in and smellt it so I said you had smoked it and jumped out the window.
Chandler : What?
Ross : Oh come on man. How was I supposed to know we'd end up being friends after college? Let alone you living with my sister?
Chandler : What about that whole friends forever stuff?
Ross : I don't know I was all high.
Monica : [Monica enters] Mom and Dad just sent me in here to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned.
Chandler : Ross smoked pot in college and he blamed it on me.
Monica : Ross! I can't believe you'd do that.
Chandler : The reason we haven't told them we're together is cause they hate me. So will you fix this please?
Ross : Fine, I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who was smoking the pot. Who should I say it was?
Monica : You! Doesn't matter its not like you still do it.
Ross : Okay, who should I say "tricked me" into doing it.
Monica : No one. You go out there and you tell them exactly what happened.
Ross : Really?
Monica : Yes.
Chandler : Anything else I should know?
Ross : No. Wait ya. Uh, you melted a bunch of my Dad's records.
Ross : [fake chuckle] Why?
Ross : Evidently you weren't good at handling your 'high.'
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Ross : Meat on a dessert? That is not possible.
Joey Tribbiani : I know, and only one layer of jam? What is up with that?
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Dr. Ross Geller : Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, MONICA DID!
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Judy Geller : Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.
[Phoebe makes a sad face]
Judy Geller : Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Jack Geller : And we kinda figured about the porch swing.
Judy Geller : Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?
Jack Geller : What happened, son?
Ross : I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!
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Rachel : It's it beautiful?
Ross : Yeah, what is it?
Rachel : It's a trifle! You see, it's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard - which I made from scratch - then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sautéed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, then bananas and I put some whipped cream on top!
Ross : ...what was that one right before the bananas?
Rachel : The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me too, but then I thought, well, there's minced meat pie, that's an English dessert. These people just put very strange things in their food.