Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rachel Tells... (2001)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Ross : Rachel's pregnant.

  Phoebe , Joey : [feigning surprise]  Oh, my goodness! What?

  Ross : With my child!

  Phoebe : [as Joey gasps]  That is brand new information!

• Rachel Green : Oh, please. You inhale your food.

  Ross : I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

• [Rachel has just told Ross that she is pregnant] 

  Ross : Yeah, I need, uh... I'm just - I don't know - I don't understand, um, how this happened? We - we used a condom.

  Rachel Green : I know. I know - but, y'know, condoms only work, like, 97% of the time.

  Ross : What? What? What? Well, they should put that on the box!

  Rachel Green : They do!

  Ross : No, they don't!

  Ross : [he runs to the bedroom, and returns with his box of condoms]  Well, they should put it in huge black letters!

  Rachel Green : OK, Ross - come on; let's just forget about the condoms.

  Ross : Oh, well, I may as well have!