Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rachel Quits (1996)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Chandler : [Reading the paper]  Says here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.

  [to Ross who earlier accidentally broke a little girl's leg] 

  Chandler : Where exactly were you around ten-ish?

• [Ross was selling girl scout cookies] 

  Chandler : Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.

  Ross : I lost. I only got second place. This one girl gave her girl scout outfit to her 19 year old sister. She went down to the U.S.S Nimitz and sold 2000 boxes.

• [Ross is selling girl scout cookies] 

  Chandler : So, how many boxes did you sell?

  Ross : 517.

  Chandler : Wow.

  Ross : Yeah, I know. A week ago, I was at the planetarium, and as they were leaving I sold like 50 boxes. That's when I realized what sells a lot of these- munchies. After that, I started hitting NYU dorms around midnight. They call me "Cookie Duuuude".

• [first lines] 

  Chandler : Hmm. Oh, I don't know.

  Rachel Green : What?

  Chandler : Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?