- Phoebe: [on phone] I have found a selfless good deed. I went to the park and let a bee sting me.
- Joey Tribbiani: How is that a selfless good deed?
- Phoebe: It makes the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee's happy and I am definitely not.
- Joey Tribbiani: Uh, Pheebs, you know the bee probably died after it stung you?
- Phoebe: [stares blankly] ...Dammit.
- [hangs up]
- Chandler Bing: If I'm the best, it's only because you made me the best.
- Monica Geller: Keep talkin'.
- Chandler Bing: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask... which wouldn't take long.
- Chandler Bing: [Chandler has to replace a broiling pan of Monica's that he ruined] Uh, quick broiling pan question?
- Monica Geller: Yes, it really does cost that much. Maybe next time, your duck can puke in something from Pottery Barn.