- Ross finally gets in touch with Emily and they try to work it out. Chandler gloats after Rachel reveals that Monica's secret boyfriend is the best sex she ever had. Phoebe and Joey debate if a selfless good deed exists.
- Almost caught once again, Chandler arrives with champagne for Monica, but instead finds the whole gang in her apartment so he says he is celebrating that his office just got wrinkle free fax paper. Joey thinks he has been hired as host for a PBS telethon, but is actually just one of many phone operators on screen. Phoebe says she hates PBS because it reminds her of the miserable days when her mother watched Sesame Street on it before committing suicide and even bitches Joeys telethon is selfishness masquerading as a good deed. When he retorts there is no such thing as a truly selfless good deed, she promises to prove him wrong. Ross tries to make up with Emily by phone and when she asks him to move to London he says no as he would be away from Ben. Emily agrees to move to New York but on the condition he won't see Rachel any more. The others consider her request to be unreasonable and after struggling to decide Ross becomes desperate enough to leave the decision to a Magic 8 ball which proves uncooperative. RacMonica has made up a fictional waiter as her secret boyfriend after Rachel walked in on her as she was actually waiting for Chandler. Rachel tells Chandler that Monica said her waiter boyfriend was 'the best sex she ever had' which Chandler enjoys enormously and milks for all it is worth. However Monica is cranky enough to cut him dry for the. Not knowing about the specifics of the condition, Rachel incites Ross to do whatever Emily wants to get her over to New York.—KGF Vissers
- Rachel walks into Monica's bed room and finds her waiting in a very weird sexual position. Monica makes an excuse that she is seeing a guy from work. Chandler starts behaving rather arrogantly after learning Monica thinks he is the best sex she has ever had. Monica dislikes this behavior and refuses to have sex with Chandler, specifically after he wants to know whether he was better in bed than Richard. Chandler finally admits that if he is the best, its because she makes him the best. Monica starts having sex with Chandler again.
Ross finally contacts Emily to try and work things out (Ross was calling everyone on her side of the family, and Emily finally calls asking Ross to stop harassing everyone). At first Emily says she is willing to make things work if Ross moves to London. Ross explains to Emily that he cant move to London without Ben. She agrees to come to New York, but only if Ross agrees never to see Rachel (she was humiliated at the altar and then again at the airport and doesn't want to be in the same room as Rachel). Ross asks his friends for an answer and they cant decide. So, Ross gets a magic 8 ball. The 8 balls is also unhelpful when it says "ask again later".. Rachel meets Ross. She doesn't know what Emily's condition is.. Rachel advises Ross to give her whatever Emily wants to make his marriage work. Ross tells Emily that he agrees to her condition and asks her to come to NYC.
Joey lands a job on a PBS telethon (he thinks he landed a job as co-host, but much to his chagrin he is just working the phones and taking pledges.. Gary Collins is the host), much to Phoebe's disapproval (she hates PBS as she wrote to Sesame street after her mom died and no-one ever wrote back. All she got was a lousy key chain), who believes there is no such thing as a selfless good deed (she says Joey going on PBS is not a selfless good deed as he is going to get TV exposure). At the telethon, Joey tries to switch seats with someone who is in the TV shot, but he refuses.. They end up having a scuffle on-air.
Phoebe does her best to find a selfless good deed, after Joey retorts that there are no selfless good deeds (Phoebe giving birth to her brother's triplets was selfish, since it made her feel good). Phoebe rakes the yard of her neighbor who feeds her cookies and cider, making her feel wonderful. Phoebe doesn't want her kids to grow up in a world where Joey is right.. She will find a selfless good deed. Phoebe calls Joey saying that she went to the park and let a bee sting her. This made the bee look good in front of its bee friends. The bee is happy and she is not.. But Joey points out that the bee died after it stung Phoebe and she is back to square one. Phoebe then calls the telethon, where Joey picks her phone call. She donates $200 to Sesame street.. She is still mad at them, but they make a lot of kids happy, so this is a selfless good deed. But Phoebe's donation helps PBS surpass last yrs donations and this gets Joey on TV and makes Phoebe happy, and again there is no selfless good deed.
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