Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS (1998)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• Rachel : Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.

  Phoebe : I will find a selfless good deed. 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right.

• Phoebe : [on phone]  I have found a selfless good deed. I went to the park and let a bee sting me.

  Joey Tribbiani : How is that a selfless good deed?

  Phoebe : It makes the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee's happy and I am definitely not.

  Joey Tribbiani : Uh, Pheebs, you know the bee probably died after it stung you?

  Phoebe : [stares blankly]  ...Dammit.

  [hangs up] 

• Joey : Yeah, it's just like that thing about Santa.

  Phoebe : What thing about Santa?

  Joey : You know, that he doesn't exist.

  Phoebe : Oh, yeah. Of course.

  Joey : Okay, see you later.

  [leaves] 

  Phoebe : Bye.

  [stares, terrified]