Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance (1999)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Joey : Are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?

  Joey : No, why?

  Dr. Ross Geller : I just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didn't have naked chicks on it.

• Joey : Oh-ooh-ooh! Y'know what's a good visual aide?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Please don't say naked chicks.

  Joey : Why not?

  Dr. Ross Geller : I-I-I don't even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Y'know what? I'm just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks!

  Chandler : That's the way I did it 'til I was nineteen.

  [Ross looks at him] 

  Chandler : All right, twenty.

  [Joey looks at him] 

  Chandler : Twenty-three.

• Dr. Ross Geller : [in an English accent]  Well, 'ello Rachel!