Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Heckles Dies (1995)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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• Rachel : Monica! Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.

  Monica Geller : Rach, I think we have enough regular lamps.

  Rachel : What? Oh come on! I mean, it's, it's not, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything. Which by the way, I also think is really cool.

  Monica Geller : Look, it doesn't go with any of my stuff?

  Rachel : Well, what about my stuff?

  Monica Geller : You don't have any stuff.

  Rachel : You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?

  Monica Geller : Nnnnnnnnnnnnnno...

  Rachel : Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just someone who rents a room.

  Monica Geller : ...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  Rachel : Okay, well you "mmmmm" on that for a while. I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp!

• Monica Geller : So how was Joan?

  Chandler : Broke up with her.

  Ross : Oh, why? Don't tell me. Because of the big nostril thing?

  Chandler : They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.

  Rachel : Come on, they were not that huge.

  Chandler : I'm telling you, she leaned back, I could see her brain!

  Monica Geller : How many women will you reject over the most superficial, insignificant things?

  Joey Tribbiani : Hold it. Hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out with this girl. Really hot. Great kisser but she had the biggest Adam's apple. Drove me nuts.

  Chandler : [to Ross]  You or me?

  Ross : I got it... Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

• Monica Geller : You've got to get over this. Okay? You won't end up alone.

  Chandler : Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch that there aren't any great women out there.

  Rachel : Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we've ever gone out with.

  Monica Geller : You are not a freak. You're a guy.

  Rachel : She's right. She's right. You're no different than the rest.

  Monica Geller : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yes, he is. You are totally different.

  Chandler : In a bad way?

  Monica Geller : No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You're ready to take risks, be vulnerable and intimate with someone.

  Rachel : You're not gonna end up alone.

  Phoebe : You called Janice. That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

  Monica Geller : You've made it!

  Phoebe : You're there!

  Rachel : You are ready to make a commitment!

  Chandler : Whoa! Don't know about that.

• Monica Geller : Hello, Mr. Heckles.

  Mr. Heckles : You're doing it again.

  Monica Geller : We're not doing anything.

  Mr. Heckles : You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.

  Rachel : You don't have birds.

  Mr. Heckles : I could have birds.

  Monica Geller : Okay, we'll try to keep it down.