Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out (1999)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : They don't know that we know they know we know. And Joey, you can't say anything.

  Joey : Couldn't if I wanted to.

• Joey : Hey check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend.

  Rachel : Omigod. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

• Ross : It would be so cool to live across from you guys.

  Joey : Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing. Y'know - you have a can, we have a can, and it's connected by a string.

  Chandler : Or we can do the actual telephone thing.

• Joey : C'mon. I got your secrets, I got their secrets; I got secrets of my own, you know.

  Rachel : [rolling her eyes]  You don't have any secrets.

  Joey : Oh, yeah? Well, you don't know about Huggsy, my bedtime penguin pal.

  Joey : [blushes, embarrassed] 

• [about Ugly Naked Guy] 

  Ross : Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?

  Phoebe : Oh, I wouldn't bring that up. It'll probably just bum him out.

  Joey : Yeah. Poor cat. Never saw that big butt coming.

• Rachel : The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler, the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

  Joey : Ooh, I like that. Oh! Ok, show him your bra. He's afraid of bras, can't work 'em.

  [Joey unbuttons Phoebe's sweater with one finger] 

  Phoebe : Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.

  Joey : It's not my first time.

• Joey : We could just tell them we know, now all the lying and secrets will finally be over.

  Phoebe : Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.

• Joey : I would have told you but they made me promise not to tell. But hey, its over now, right? 'Cause you can tell them you know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing.

  Monica : Unless

  Joey : No! Not unless! This must end now!