Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Eddie Won't Go (1996)
Adam Goldberg: Eddie
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Quotes
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Chandler Bing : Out, out, out! Get out! Take your stupid small fruit and get out!
Eddie Menuek : You want me to move out.
Chandler Bing : Uh-huh!
Eddie Menuek : Wow! I gotta tell you man, that's kinda out of the blue.
Chandler Bing : It's not out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue!
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Chandler Bing : Have we met?
Eddie Menuek : It's Eddie, you freak, your roommate.
Chandler Bing : I'm sorry, I already have a roommate.
Joey Tribbiani : Hello.
Chandler Bing : He's lived here for years. I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Eddie Menuek : No, he moved out and I moved in.
Chandler Bing : But, I think I'd remember something like that.
Joey Tribbiani : I know I would.
Eddie Menuek : Oh, that's a good point. Um, Ok, well I guess I got the wrong apartment then.
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Chandler Bing : Eddie, do you remember yesterday?
Eddie Menuek : [laughs] Vaguely.
Chandler Bing : Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Eddie Menuek : [laughs] Yes.
Chandler Bing : So what happened?
Eddie Menuek : We took a roadtrip to Las Vegas, man!
Monica Geller : So on this "roadtrip" did you win any money?
Eddie Menuek : Nah, crapped out, but Mr. 21 here cleans up 300 bucks, buys me this new pair of shoes. Sweet, huh?
Monica Geller : Yeah.
Eddie Menuek : Well see ya pals!
[exits]
Phoebe Buffay : Is anyone else starting to really like him?
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Chandler Bing : [rolling over in bed] Hi Eddie... Eddie? What are you doing here?
Eddie Menuek : Watching you sleep. It makes me feel peaceful. Please.
Chandler Bing : I can't sleep now!
Eddie Menuek : Oh, would you like me to sing you a lullaby?
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Eddie Menuek : I got us a new fish. He's a lot feistier than the last one.
Chandler Bing : Maybe because the last one was made by Pepridge Farm.