Friends (TV Series)

The One After the Superbowl: Part 1 (1996)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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• Phoebe : [singing in the children's program at the library]  Someday when you get older you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you, but don't!/ 'Cos that's another thing that you don't want to do. Everybody! That's another thing that you don't want to do.

  Monica : Excellent!

  Chandler : Very informative!

  Rachel : Not at all inappropriate!

• Phoebe : [singing]  The cow in the meadow goes moo / The cow in the meadow goes moo / Then the farmer hits her on the head and grinds her up/ And that's where we get hamburgers... And now, Chickens!

• Phoebe : [Phoebe has been hired to sing in a children's program at the library]  Oh, Grandma is a person that everyone likes, / She bought you a toy train and a bright shiny bike, / But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, / The last time you saw her she looked a lot thinner. Now your parents told you she moved to Peru, / but the truth is she died and someday you will too.

• Phoebe : [singing]  Sometimes men love women/Sometimes men love men/And then there are bisexuals/Though some just say they're kidding themselves/

• Phoebe : I feel so awkward. When you play for adults they keep on doing their adult stuff. Kids *listen*.