Friends (TV Series)

The One After I Do (2001)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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• Rachel Green : [on the pregnancy test]  I can't - I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me, please.

  Phoebe Buffay : [looks at the pregnancy test]  It's negative.

  Rachel Green : What?

  Phoebe Buffay : It's negative.

  Rachel Green : Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really, really great news. You know? Because the whole not-being-ready and financial aspects - all that stuff. This is all just the way it's supposed to be.

  Monica Geller-Bing : [solemnly]  Well, then great.

  [Phoebe hands Rachel a tissue, and Rachel starts crying] 

  Rachel Green : Thanks. God, this is so stupid. How can I be upset over something I never had?... It's negative?

  Phoebe Buffay : No, it's positive.

  [Monica and Rachel are stunned] 

  Rachel Green : What?

  Phoebe Buffay : It's not negative; it's positive.

  Rachel Green : Are you sure?

  Phoebe Buffay : Well, yeah - I lied before.

  [Rachel looks at the pregnancy test] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Now you know how you really feel about it.

  Rachel Green : Oh, that's a risky little game.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Are you really going to do this?

  Rachel Green : Yeah. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby!

  [the three of them hug] 

  Phoebe Buffay : With who?

  Rachel Green : Aw, it's still not the time.