Friends (TV Series)
The Last One (2004)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing
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Quotes
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[Erica has just given birth to a baby boy]
Monica : Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica : I'm really happy for you guys.
Chandler : How do you feel?
Erica : I'm tired.
The Doctor : Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
[Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly]
Monica : I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
The Doctor : The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica : We only ordered one!
The Doctor : You know it's twins, right?
Chandler : Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
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[Chandler pulls Monica aside when they are told that they are adopting twins]
Chandler : Whatta we do?
Monica : What do you mean 'what do we do'?
Chandler : [franctically] Twins... Twins...
Monica : Chandler, you're panicking!
Chandler : Uh huh, join me, won't you? Okay what do you say we keep one and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica : We can't split them up!
Chandler : Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later they'll find each other... and be reunited. I mean that's a great day for everybody.
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Monica : Do you realise that all of us have lived in this appartment at some point?
Ross Geller : Uh, I haven't!
Monica : What about that summer you stayed with Grandma and you tried to make it as a dancer?
Ross Geller : Do you know we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
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Monica : [Monica and Chandler each holding one of the twin babies] Do you think they recognize each from in there?
Chandler : Maybe, unless their like two people who lived in apartments next to each other for years and one day were pushed through a vagina and then they meet.
Erica : [to Monica and Chandler] I'm really glad I picked you guys you're going to make great parents, even Chandler.
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Monica : [Monica enters carrying one of the babies] Hey.
Chandler : [Chandler enters carrying the other baby] Hey.
Dr. Ross Geller : Awkward question: the hospital knows you took two right?
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : What kind of twins are they?
Monica : [Referring to the baby she's carrying] This one's a boy the baby Chandler's carrying is a girl.
Chandler : Her name is Erica.
Joey Tribbiani : That pregnant girl's name is Erica.
Chandler : It's a shame the two of you didn't get to spend more together.
Monica : [to Ross] We named the boy "Jack" after dad.
Dr. Ross Geller : His going to be so happy.
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Monica : [Erica In labor] Just a little bit more, honey.
Erica : Help me, ah, this hurts!
Chandler : Really? That bad?
Erica : Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts to see which is worse.
The Doctor : The baby's head is crowning.
Monica : Oh my god! This is the most beautiful top of the head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
Chandler : I'm ok.
Monica : Chandler, you don't want to miss this, this is the birth of your child it's the "miracle of life".
Chandler : All right!
[Surprised]
Chandler : Wow that is one disgusting miracle.
The Doctor : Start pushing, here we go.
[Erica screams]
The Doctor : Here come the shoulders.
Monica : [baby is born] It's a boy!
Erica : Is he ok?
The Doctor : He's just fine.
Monica : Aww, you did it!
Chandler : [Squeaky voice] It's a baby, a beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
The Doctor : [to Monica and Chandler] Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Chandler : Well, that's spongy!
Monica : Hey, handsome! I'm going to love you so much that no woman is ever going to be good enough for you.
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Monica : I'm so glad you got to see the babies
Rachel : I'm just sorry I won't be around to see you guys try to handle this I love you all so much
Rachel : [to Ross] I just want you to know last night I'll never forget it
Dr. Ross Geller : [They hug and Rachel leaves] Neither will I
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : [to Ross] You just let her go?
Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah
Joey Tribbiani : Maybe that's for the best
