The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

How I Spent My Summer Vacation (1992)

Will Smith: Will Smith

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• Will : Look Uncle Phil, I'm saying, what's the difference between me wearing this and you in the sixties? You wore a dashiki and an afro.

  Phillip Banks : But I was making a cultural statement. You're just drawing attention to yourself.

  Will : But, now correct me if I'm wrong but you don't think a 6'3", in a dashiki and an afro the size of West Philly is drawing attention to himself?

• Will : You all trying to play me like that, right?

  [to Carlton] 

  Will : What if he told you that you couldn't wear plaid anymore?

  Carlton : Don't joke about that, Will.

  Will : [to Hilary]  What if he told you that you couldn't entertain men in the Jacuzzi anymore?

  Vivian : When did you have a man in the Jacuzzi?

  Hilary : This isn't about me. It's about Will.

• Vivian : [When Carlton comes home from the airport all beaten up]  Carlton, honey, what happened?

  Carlton : Will told everyone at the airport I was Bryant Gumbel.

  Will : I thought I'd get my luggage faster.

  Vivian : You poor baby, what did they do? Mob you for autographs?

  Carlton : No, five old ladies attacked me for being mean to Willard.

• Carlton : Will, you must change.

  Will : Carlton, you must grow.

• Philip Banks : [to Will about his beeper]  Get rid of that thing.

  Will : Come on, Uncle Phil, what's wrong? Do you think everybody's gonna think I'm a drug dealer? Why wouldn't they think I'm a doctor?

  Carlton : [takes Will's hat off, showing off his hair]  'Cause everyone knows Buckwheat never went to medical school.

• Hilary : Daddy, I need $500.

  Will : Hil, you should really consider expanding your vocabulary a little.

  Vivian : Hilary, honey, if it's for the barbecue we're catering this afternoon we have already paid you.

  Hilary : It's not for the barbecue. I just want $500.

• Jazz : [to Will]  Weren't you just here?

  Will : I've been gone all summer. Isn't there something else you'd like to say to me?

  Jazz : Now that you mention it, yeah. You dating Whoopi Goldberg?

• Jazz : [after Will leaves the Banks' house, he goes to Jazz's apartment]  What's up, man?

  Will : What's up, J?

  Jazz : When did you get back?

  Will : I just got back this morning, man.

  Jazz : Man, welcome home. Later.

  [shuts the door in Will's face] 

• Philip Banks : Will, there'll be no beepers worn in this house.

  Will : Yo, what's up, Uncle Phil? My mom let me wear it in Philly.

  Philip Banks : That's because she's your mother and she loves you. I'm your uncle. I just try not to hurt you.

  Will : Come on, Uncle Phil, I need to keep in touch with my tasties.

  Philip Banks : I beg your pardon?

  Ashley Banks : His tasties, Daddy. You know, his chubbies, his slimmies, his old ladies?

  Philip Banks : And who are you? Queen Latifah?