Freaks and Geeks (TV Series)
Tricks and Treats (1999)
Samm Levine: Neal Schweiber
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Quotes
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Neal Schweiber : [about his Halloween costume] Hm... looking for Chaplin, only seeing Hitler.
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Bill Haverchuck : Why is everybody staring at me? You'd think they never saw the Bionic Woman before
Neal Schweiber : They probably just didn't know she was so hot in real life
[Sam laughs]
Bill Haverchuck : [Sam starts holding back quiet laughter at Neal's joke] Are you joking? You're joking, right?
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Sam Weir : We're not adults. We're kids until we turn 18.
Neal Schweiber : Maybe you are, but when I hit 13, I became a man.
Bill Haverchuck : That's only in your temple, Neil, not in the real world.
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Neal Schweiber : [about his costume] This is ridiculous. I look like Tom Selleck. Mom!
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Bill Haverchuck : I just hope I get candy I can eat. I'm allergic to peanuts, licorice, and nougat.
Neal Schweiber : How could you possibly be allergic to nougat?
Sam Weir : [laughs]
Bill Haverchuck : I don't know. My doctor says I'm allergic to more things than anyone he's ever seen.