Freaks and Geeks (TV Series)
I'm with the Band (1999)
Samm Levine: Neal Schweiber
Quotes
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Sam Weir : Cindy Sanders is, like, a librarian type.
Neal Schweiber : Yeah, librarian for the Playboy mansion.
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Neal Schweiber : My mom says that women prefer guys with a good sense of humor.
Bill Haverchuck : But you're not very funny.
Neal Schweiber : Screw you. I'm hilarious.
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Neal Schweiber : [Sam wants to boycott the mandatory gym class shower, while Bill and Neal decide to give in] Come on, this is ridiculous. My hands are filthy.
Bill Haverchuck : Yeah, and I can't say 'No' to a long, luxurious shower.
Sam Weir : [desperate] No, you can't!
Neal Schweiber : You're on your own. I'm verstinkene, and I'm showering.
Sam Weir : [later, in the locker room, Bill and Neal are ready to shower] So you guys are gonna do it, I mean, you're gonna take a shower.
Neal Schweiber : It's just water. What could happen?
Bill Haverchuck : Well, you could stop smellin' like my butt, for one.