- Wailin' Jeepers: Vorn, I respect your work very much. But let's do this my way, OK?
- Vorn the Unspeakable: I want to eat them!
- [Freakazoid, Cosgrove, and Professor Jones]
- Wailin' Jeepers: NO!
- Vorn the Unspeakable: What if I eat you?
- Wailin' Jeepers: I . . . would resent that.
- Wailin' Jeepers: [Having finally made a successful Medusa Watch and tested it out on a pigeon] The power of the Gorgons is finally mine! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha, uh oh.
- Freakazoid: Gimme that thing, you nut!
- [snatches the watch]
- Wailin' Jeepers: Mine! Mine! Give! Mine!
- Freakazoid: Will you stop it! First it was gold beavers, now it's stone pigeons! While don't you get a regular job?!
- Wailin' Jeepers: [snivels a moment] Return my watch, and I'll give you a jar of nickels.
- Freakazoid: Sure! Wait, no, forget it. I'm keeping this until you're responsible enough to have a strange and mystical watch. Bye!
- [leaves]
- Wailin' Jeepers: Freakzoid will pay. Oh, is he going to get it! I'm very passive aggressive!
- Hippie guitar player: [singing] # Hey man. Whoah man. Hey man. Whoah man. I hate you all. Give me money. Hey man. Whoa man #