- Cobra Queen: So, you and Freakazoid going to get married?
- Steff: No. We're kinda just dating right now.
- Cobra Queen: If you don't mind my asking, why are you with him? He's so stupid.
- Steff: He only acts that way for TV. When the camera's off, he's really kinda... normal.
- Cobra Queen: I didn't have many dates when I was your age.
- Steff: Oh, I don't believe that. You're beautiful.
- Cobra Queen: It's true. I had... "skin" problems.
- Steff: Pimples, huh?
- Cobra Queen: No. Shedding.
- Steff: Ugh!
- Dr. Mystico: I'll build a private army of super-apes and take over Cleveland!
- Cosgrove: Don't you mean the world?
- Dr. Mystico: I meant the world, yes. What did I say? Cleveland? Oh, I *always* do that!
- Freakazoid: Stop! What are we doing? I'm a superhero. Cave Guy, Longhorn, you've got the strength of 20 men. Lobe, you're as evil as they get. Leonard, you know every movie ever made. Are we gonna let a few apes scare us? I say we fight!