Frasier (TV Series)

The Perfect Guy (1998)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : How's it going?

  Frasier : Well, let me see, what have you missed? Clint told us about how he learned to fly a plane, and then he recited a sonnet and, oh yes, he fixed my ice machine and he invented a new drink; the "Pink Webber!" I've got Daphne drawing a bath right now; in case the party starts to lag, we can invite him to walk on water, liven things up a bit.

• Robert : [to Niles, who is tasting cheese with his eyes closed]  Now for a difficult one.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Firm, velvety rind, a bit smokey, mmm... applewood, I think.

  Robert : Oui.

  Martin Crane : This is what I get for sending you to sleep-away camp in France!

  Dr. Niles Crane : [realizing]  Oh, is it Reblochon?

  Robert : You are good, Dr. Crane.

  Martin Crane : Yeah, he's a regular cheese whiz!

• Dr. Niles Crane : At some point we all run into someone who's our superior.

  Frasier : Oh, it's just that I've never dealt with this sort of thing before.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Never?

  Frasier : I can see how that could be baffling to you, as my younger brother, you've dealt with this sort of thing all your life.

  Dr. Niles Crane : At least we know he won't out shine you in the egomania department.