Frasier (TV Series)
The Perfect Guy (1998)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : How's it going?
Frasier : Well, let me see, what have you missed? Clint told us about how he learned to fly a plane, and then he recited a sonnet and, oh yes, he fixed my ice machine and he invented a new drink; the "Pink Webber!" I've got Daphne drawing a bath right now; in case the party starts to lag, we can invite him to walk on water, liven things up a bit.
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[all the male employees at the station are jealous of the new radio host, an impossibly handsome man]
Gil Chesterson : I must confess, I didn't notice he was all that handsome.
[stunned silence]
Roz : You didn't notice? You of all people?
Gil Chesterson : Just what are you insinuating?
Roz : Well, you know, that you're a little, er...
Gil Chesterson : For your information, I happen to be a happily married man.
[stunned silence]
Frasier : You're... married?
Bulldog : To a woman?
Gil Chesterson : Of course to a woman! You've all heard me mention Deb. Well, how often have I said, "I must be running along now, Deb will be waiting"?
Roz : We thought Deb was your cat.
Gil Chesterson : She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate, and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop. Honestly, the conclusions people make, just because a man dresses well and knows how to use a pastry bag!
[he exits]
Frasier : Well, that's the first time I've ever seen a man "in" himself.
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Dr. Niles Crane : At some point we all run into someone who's our superior.
Frasier : Oh, it's just that I've never dealt with this sort of thing before.
Dr. Niles Crane : Never?
Frasier : I can see how that could be baffling to you, as my younger brother, you've dealt with this sort of thing all your life.
Dr. Niles Crane : At least we know he won't out shine you in the egomania department.