Frasier (TV Series)

She's the Boss (1995)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : What are you doing up so early?

  Frasier : Oh, the new station manager's taking over today. She wanted to meet with all of us.

  Martin Crane : 'She'? Oh, working for a woman, huh?

  Frasier : Yes. Why?

  Martin Crane : Well, it's tough on guys, taking orders from a woman. We resent it.

  Frasier : That's absurd. If I had trouble taking orders from a woman, Frederick would never have been conceived.

• Frasier : [Eddie is barking at the dog upstairs]  Oh, for God's sake, I am trying to get some sleep! I asked you to keep that dog quiet, and instead you outfit him with a megaphone! In the last thirty-six hours I haven't had so much as a nap, and I've got to be back at the station by 2 A.M.

  [stares at Eddie] 

  Frasier : Eddie, listen carefully. By the time this day is up, one of us is going to sleep.

  [Eddie ducks his head] 

  Daphne Moon : Oh, don't worry, Dr. Crane, I'll take Eddie for a walk. And as far as your problem at work goes, if you want my opinion...

  Frasier : DON'T! I've had my share of women's opinions for the week, between the station's new Reich Chancellor and Roz's incessant whining! As far as I'm concerned, your entire sex can put a sock in it!

  [stomps off to his room] 

  Martin Crane : Boy, you'd never let me get away with a comment like that.

  Daphne Moon : [gets up and goes to the door]  Oh, even the best of us can get a bit cranky when we're overtired. All Dr. Crane needs right now is a little peace and quiet. Eddie?

  [she sticks two fingers in her mouth and blasts a shrill whistle] 

  Frasier : [from his room]  Damn it!

• [after Martin brings Eddie in from a fight with another dog, Frasier enters the living room] 

  Frasier : What's all this?

  Daphne Moon : Eddie was viciously attacked.

  Frasier : Oh. Is that coffee cake I smell?