Father Ted (TV Series)
The Passion of Saint Tibulus (1995)
Dermot Morgan: Father Ted Crilly
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Quotes
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Father Ted : [about Reverend Green from Cluedo] Those Protestants, up to no good as usual.
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[Ted and Dougal are holding up protest signs]
Father Ted Crilly : Down with this sort of thing!
Father Dougal : Careful Now!
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Father Ted : What's that your looking at, father?
Father Jack Hackett : What?
Father Ted : Is that a film?
Father Jack Hackett : What?
Father Ted : Isn't that Kiefer Sutherland?
Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?
Father Ted : Is that Flatliners you are watching?
Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?
Father Jose Fernandez : Is Father Jack a little short of hearing?
Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?
Father Ted : To be honest, he can hear quite well when he wants to. Watch this...
Father Ted : Father Jack, would you like a brandy?
Father Jack Hackett : Yes.
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Father Dougal : Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?
Father Ted Crilly : That wasn't a banana, Dougal.
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[to Father Hernandez about Jack]
Father Ted Crilly : He gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears.
Father Dougal : Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, cos we never run short of candles.
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Father Ted Crilly : Your grace, this isn't really my area.
Bishop Len Brennan : Nothing is your area Crilly, you do not have an area, unless it's a kind of a play area with sandcastles and buckets and spades.
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Father Ted Crilly : 6am. Great. Another six hours sleep.
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Father Ted : He gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears.
Father Dougal : Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, cos we never run short of candles.