- Alex P. Keaton: Hey, have you, uh... Have you chosen a stage name yet?
- Elyse Keaton: A stage name?
- Alex P. Keaton: Yeah. Something... with a little more pizzazz, Something other than Keaton. I was thinking Elyse Lamour.
- Steven Keaton: Alex, she's a folk singer, not a stripper.
- Alex P. Keaton: All right, all right. How about, uh... Ramblin' Elyse Lamour?
- Elyse Keaton: No, thanks, Alex.