- Harriette Winslow: [Steve and Carl have been competing in the dance contest for 12 hours] Carl, I didn't think it was possible, but the older you get, the more childish you get.
- Carl Winslow: What is that supposed to mean?
- Harriette Winslow: [pulls away from him] Carl, you're walking home!
- [turns and leaves]
- Myra Monkhouse: Steven, you know I love you with all my heart, and all my soul,
- [takes off her shoe]
- Myra Monkhouse: but *not* my feet!
- [turns and storms out]
- Steve Urkel: But boogie-woogie butt!
- Fletcher: [steps between the two men] Oh dear, you are the only two left and with nobody to dance with. It's over.
- [about he and Estelle]
- Fletcher: We're gonna hop on the Harley and head home.
- Carl Winslow: [turning around in slow circles to continue the dance marathon] I could do this all night.
- Steve Urkel: [looks at the sun coming up] We have!
- Carl Winslow: It just drove me crazy that somebody like you could almost beat me, but don't worry, you probably will some day.
- Steve Urkel: You know, it takes a big man to say something like that... I guess that's why you're the big guy!
- Laura Winslow: [after meeting her blind date] Waldo! Why didn't you say your cousin is a midget?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Because he already knows. Duh!