- Steve Urkel: [rapping on a bullhorn] Step on up and turn in your gun, the cops are here so you don't have to run, everybody knows that guns aren't cool, so turn yours in and don't be a fool, if you don't have a gun then turn in your knife, we'll take anything to save a life, hooooo!
- Harriette Winslow: Josie's mother is thinking about moving away... but nobody is going to drive me from my home, Carl, nobody.
- Carl Winslow: That's not the answer, it's happening all over.
- Harriette Winslow: What *are* we gonna do, Carl?
- Carl Winslow: I don't know, but we'll think of something.
- Harriette Winslow: Laura is the most level headed kid that I know. I can't believe she was even thinking about buying a gun.
- Carl Winslow: Think how scared she must've been to even consider it.