Family Matters (TV Series)

Scammed (1996)

Darius McCrary: Eddie Winslow

Quotes 

• Steve Urkel : That's not milk, it's glue!

  Eddie Winslow : Glue? What's it doing in the fridge?

  Steve Urkel : Staying cold, it hardens at room temperature. Didn't you read my memo? 'Glue - Sticky - May clog colon'!

  Eddie Winslow : Steve, you posted so many memos, I quit reading them.

  Steve Urkel : You did? Well, I'll be posting a memo about that.

• Carl Winslow : $450 for a bottle of champagne? Edward, were you drinking?

  Eddie Winslow : No sir, I got it for her.

  [gestures to Yvette] 

  Carl Winslow : [sees her]  Well, at least you had a good excuse.

• Eddie Winslow : I know basketball.

  Steve Urkel : Well so do I! I follow the games, I read the statistics, and I'm telling you, Dennis Rodman plays better with *purple* hair!