Family Matters (TV Series)
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Urkel (1992)
T.K. Carter: Tyrone
Quotes
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Laura Lee Winslow : If you're really my guardian angel, where're your wings and your harp?
Ty : Actually I haven't got my wings yet and I play the keyboard.
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[At The Winslow home in the alternate world]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : I'm flat broke, dad. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping?
Carl Otis Winslow : [Grabs his wallet] How much do you need?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want.
Carl Otis Winslow : I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas.
[Puts his money back into his wallet]
Carl Otis Winslow : Thanks for the present son.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Dad, cash is so impersonal.
Carl Otis Winslow : Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother, Steve? He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny.
[Steve Winslow comes down the stairs]
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Hey dad. Edward! I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids
Carl Otis Winslow : That's wonderful, son.
[Faces Eddie]
Carl Otis Winslow : Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. Steve is the perfect son.
Laura Lee Winslow : [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother?
Ty : No, he's Eddie's brother. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel.
[Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. Steve is embarrassed that he didn't walk out the door faster. Carl and Eddie are also shocked too]
Laura Lee Winslow : [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows!