Family Matters (TV Series)

Dr. Urkel and Mr. Cool (1993)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel, Stefan Urquelle

Quotes 

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [Steve as Stefan]  Steve? Steve who?

  Laura Lee Winslow : Steve Urkel. You.

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : No no no no no. There is no Steve here. I'm Stefan sweet thing. Stefan Urquelle

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Laura this elixir will improve my coordination, my posture, my vocal intonation, and I might even sprout a chest hair or two.

  Laura Lee Winslow : First you better sprout a chest.

• Harriette Winslow : Are your parents happy with the new you?

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Oh they love the new me. In fact, they finally introduced me to my grandparents.