Family Matters (TV Series)
Born to Be Mild (1991)
Jaime Cardriche: Osgood
Quotes
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Steve Urkel : [When Osgood picks him up] Excuse me, but do you have a name or just a zip code?
Osgood : Osgood!
Steve Urkel : Osgood? That's a great name... for a duck!
[laughs and snorts]
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Osgood : Chain, you want me to hit this punk?
Steve Urkel : [Stands up] Try me, Chunky Trunks! But it's only fair to warn you that I'm a black belt in karate and I used to practice in the Sahara Forest!
Osgood : Man, the Sahara is a desert!
Steve Urkel : Oh, sure! Noooow!
[Imitates karate chops]