- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, cheating on a test is like wearing your grandma's underwear. It might cover your behind but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I was thinking you could help me during the test.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo, Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cheating?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I prefer to call it sharing.
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Well I for one am appalled.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why are you upset, Waldo?
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that.
- [Puts his jacket on and heads to the Door]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!
- [He leaves the house]
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You know, I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agreed with Waldo Geraldo Faldo.
- Carl Otis Winslow: [waking up from knockout gas after Eddie confessed to cheating before they passed out] You cheated? You're grounded!
- Carl Otis Winslow: You find any prints, Al?
- Al: No... but don't worry, Sleeping Beauty, someday your prints will come.
- [laughs]
- Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, cute, Al. Real cute. Haha. Be a long time before you make Sergeant.
- Al: [Stops laughing and contines dusting for prints]
- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: So, Rip Van Winslow! I'm almost finished with this robbery report. Can you give me a description of the perpetrators? Oh yeah, I forgot, you were asleep.
- [him and Al laugh]
- Carl Otis Winslow: That's it! Get it all out! Get it all out! That's right!
- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: I'm sorry to press you, Winslow, but I gotta get this info before you doze off again!
- [him and Al laugh]
- Carl Otis Winslow: Okay! Alright! Make your little jests at my expense! But I *will* have the last laugh! And do you know *why* I will have the last laugh?
- Al: Because you're so well rested?
- [him and Lt. Murtaugh laugh]
- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: Winslow, I've misjudged you. You're not the type of guy who takes things lying down.
- Carl Otis Winslow: That's right!
- Lt. Lieu Murtaugh: No, siry. You're the kind of guy that lies down while other people takes things!