Family Guy (TV Series)
To Love and Die in Dixie (2001)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Dixie Teacher, Dixie Student #1
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Quotes
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Machine : You have 113 new messages.
[Phone starts to beep]
Lois Griffin : Oh my!
Herbert : Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was.
[beep]
Herbert : Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gon' come back.
[beep]
Herbert : Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.
[beep]
Herbert : Where are ya?
[beep]
Herbert : Ah, you're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly sumbitch. Call me.
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[the family is relocated to a small house in the South]
Meg Griffin : Eww, we're going to be living here?
Lois Griffin : Now come on Meg, I bet if we fixed it up a little, it could be a piece of crap.
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Lois Griffin : [the Griffin family first enter their new dilapidated house] Ughhh, what's that smell?
Brian Griffin : It's either bad meat or good cheese.