Family Guy (TV Series)
Peter's Got Woods (2005)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : So, Brian, you ready to go play some darts at the Clam?
Brian Griffin : Oh, sorry, Peter, I can't make it tonight. I have a date.
[in surprise, Peter spits out his milk all over Meg]
Meg Griffin : Dad!
Peter Griffin : But you were supposed to drive tonight! What am I supposed to do? If I drive, I'll have to have a bunch of drinks first, because I am very self-conscious about my driving.
Stewie Griffin : Oh, you've got a date. What's his name? HA! Do you see? Do you see that? Do you see what I did? I made it seem as though you were a homosexual. That's funny to me.
Lois Griffin : How exciting, Brian! So, who's the lucky lady?
Brian Griffin : Well, um, actually her name is Shauna Parks.
Lois Griffin : Meg's teacher?
[Peter spits out his milk a second time, again all over Meg]
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Peter Griffin : Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high?
Lois Griffin : Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we are out of chips, cookies, and funnybones.