Family Guy (TV Series)
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001)
Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Hey, somebody give me a beer.
Quagmire : [tossing a can to him] Heads up!
Joe Swanson : [intercepting it] Uh, Peter, one of us has to be the designated driver, and I've already had four eggnogs, so I guess you're it.
Peter Griffin : [laughing and taking the can] That's a good one, Joe. Way to get into the spirit.
Joe Swanson : [thrusting his nightstick into Peter's gut and taking the can back] I'm a cop first and a buddy second, so don't think I wouldn't throw your drunk-driving ass in the slammer!
[drinking the beer]
Joe Swanson : All right! Let's a-wassail!