Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• Blair Warner : We're actually going to get ot meet the infamous Snake, face to fang.

• Blair Warner : I swear I have never met anyone who irritates me so much... other than you.

  Jo Polniaczek : I knew there was something I liked about him.

• Blair Warner : Sometimes men understand things better when we don't tell them things they may have trouble understanding.

• Blair Warner : Tootie, have you learned absolutely nothing from me?

  Jo Polniaczek : Knowing where to buy hair bleach doesn't apply here Blair.

• Casey Clark : I don't mix well with yuppies.

  Blair Warner : You don't mix well with anything that walks up right, but you're still going.

• Blair Warner : Hey well there's a combo, the untamed, the unloved, and the unwashed!

• Natalie Green : They don't allow us to take personal phone calls at work.

  Blair Warner : How would they know it's personal?

  Natalie Green : Most people don't do business with a guy named Snake.