- Pete Dawson: Woowie! Something is clearing up my sinuses!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [dryly] I'm proud to say that that smell is me.
- [holds up papers]
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I took one more look through his garbage and I found this.
- Pete Dawson: That is private garbage!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [shows them to the girls] Recipes for Mrs. Garrett's croissants, her strudel and her cheese puffs.
- Edna Garrett: [to Pete] So, you were stealing MY recipes!
- Natalie Green: That's right, Mrs. Garrett, he used his computer to break into our computer and steal your files.
- Blair Warner: [sees Kelly with a pile of newspapers] You mugged the paperboy?
- Kelly Affinado: No, I AM the paperboy.
- Jo Polniaczek: You mean you can change his recipes and orders by the click of a button?
- Natalie Green: Sure, piece of cake.
- Jo Polniaczek: Yeah we'll screw up his cakes too!
- Kelly Affinado: Jo, I've gone straight, I'm working hard for the money. Aren't you proud of me?
- Jo Polniaczek: Yeah... beat it.
- Natalie Green: Jo, when you used this computer earlier, how did you close it?
- Jo Polniaczek: I don't know, I just pressed something.
- Natalie Green: You deleted all the files off Pete's computer before saving, as in deleted FOREVER, that means when he goes to look up an order, all he's going to be looking at is a blank screen!
- Pete Dawson: I will reduce you to a greasy spot on the floor!
- Edna Garrett: Talking about your cooking again?