- Doortje: Hi, Dimitri.
- Dimitri: Doortje? You're even working on Saturday. Can't miss me?
- Doortje: I want to make a deal.
- Dimitri: A deal?
- Doortje: Today, it's Oscar and Pascale's 25th wedding anniversary. We'd like to hold a reception for...
- Dimitri: No way. I'm not contributing.
- Doortje: That's not why I'm here. We need your garage to prepare the cold cuts.
- Dimitri: Here? Are they out of their minds? I'm not a caterer.
- Doortje: There's no other place left.
- Dimitri: Come on, Doortje. You still got your football pitch, don't you? Do it there.
- Doortje: Outside? All those cats will be eating our pop tarts. Caviar and crab salad...
- Dimitri: Crab salad? Of course you can do it here. You know, Doortje, I'd be very willing to make my infrastructure available in the service of my friends.
- Doortje: I knew I could count on you.
- Dimitri: [promptly] I won't count too much. 1,000 francs?
- Xavier: Good, you're finally here.
- Pico: I nearly lost our present.
- Xavier: There's a problem that's a lot bigger.
- Pico: How so?
- Xavier: Pascale has bought Oscar a drilling machine.
- Pico: How'd you know?
- Xavier: I've seen it with my own eyes. Carmen came home with it. Pascale asked her to buy it.
- Pico: Damn. That's too bad.
- Xavier: What do we do now? We can't let the others make fun of Oscar.
- Pico: No, we can't do this to Kampioen.
- Xavier: Can't we exchange this in return for something useful for Pascale?
- Pico: In a hardware store. Then what? Maybe a sawing machine.
- Xavier: Do you have a better suggestion?
- Pico: You know what? I'll take over the drilling machine. We'll buy something else right away.
- Xavier: Sure but what? How can you please a woman? If there's one thing I don't know about, it's...
- Pico: I know. Pleasing your wife.
- Xavier: How'd you know?
- [laughs]
- Xavier: [as he enters the cafe] "Dish of the day" pint.
- [he fails to hang up his jacket on the coat rack as the coat rack doesn't hang well on the wall; at last, it falls on the ground]
- Xavier: What do they say? A cafe owner should be able to do everything, am I right Oscar?
- Oscar: What do I care about a coat rack?
- Boma: What bothers you, Oscar? Did you have to give everything last night?
- Pico: Go ahead and tell us what's wrong, Kampioen.
- Oscar: Pascale's acting up again.
- Xavier: How so?
- Oscar: It's plain simple. Today is our wedding anniversary.
- [they act surprised while they already knew]
- Pico: Really? Congratulations, Kampioen.
- Xavier: Now that came out of the blue.
- Boma: We didn't know about that, you know Oscar.
- Oscar: Of course Pascale thinks I forgot.
- Pico: Typically women.
- Oscar: Yeah but she herself forgot, like my birthday last year.
- Xavier: It can still change. The day's not over yet.
- Oscar: No. I searched the house. I didn't find a present.
- Boma: What did *you* buy her?
- Oscar: I didn't buy anything. And that's not because I forgot. She has to buy me something first.
- Pico: Why don't you buy something you can use yourself? The gesture is all that counts.
- Xavier: You can only be satisfied with it yourself.
- Boma: [last line in French] Coppens is right for once. C'est la geste qui compte.
- Xavier: [he laughs] Buy a drilling machine. Then you can finally fix that coat rack.
- Oscar: It's not a bad idea, you know.
- Pico: There you go. You know what, Oscar? I'll get the drilling machine for you right away and I'll secretly deliver it to you.
- Oscar: Alright, Pico. Hide it in the locker room.
- Boma: [first line in French] Voilà, c'est arrangé. It's as simple as that. You just ask your friends for advice. And you can bring the drilling machine to the recep...
- Xavier: Rehearsals.
- Boma: The rehearsals.
- Pico: Training.
- Xavier: Right, training.
- Oscar: What's the point of a drilling machine during training?
- Bieke: [opening lines] Goodmorning.
- Pascale: Bieke. Ask your father to pass the butter on.
- Bieke: Dad, could you... Mom, can't you ask that yourself?
- Pascale: Yes I can. But I don't want to.
- [she passes her the butter on]
- Oscar: Bieke. Ask your mother to pass the coffee on.
- Bieke: Can someone tell me what's going on here?
- Pascale: Your father is having his tricks again.
- Oscar: You started it. Besides, I no longer need your coffee.
- Pascale: [mad] Well, I don't need your butter either.
- Bieke: Wow, things are going pretty well again today. Oh yeah, I'm going on a weekend with Marc. To the Ardennes.
- Pascale: No.
- Oscar: Forget it.
- Bieke: [she's cynical] Look at that. I'm glad you can agree on something.
- [she leaves, then a long silence between Oscar and Pascale]