Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
The Will (1999)
Brad Garrett: Robert Barone
Quotes
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Robert Barone : Ma wanted me to tell you she's making frittatas
Debra Barone : Robert, you have a will, right?
Robert Barone : Why? What did you hear? Is that why Ma's making frittatas?
Debra Barone : Ray and I were talking about wills, and he doesn't want to make one.
Robert Barone : Oh, why not?
Debra Barone : He thinks it's gonna tempt fate.
Robert Barone : No no no, silly. If you don't have a will you're tempting fate. "I don't need a will. I'm gonna live forever." Manhole!
Ray Barone : I don't know.
Robert Barone : Raymond, listen to me. You need to have a will and eat a fibrous breakfast every morning and nothing can touch you.
Ray Barone : Maybe you're right.
Debra Barone : Oh, that's what convinces you? I've been talking to you about this for six years!
Ray Barone : You didn't fall in a manhole! He knows how to get through to me.
Debra Barone : See if you can get him to floss.
Robert Barone : Whatever you need.
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Robert Barone : Let's say you are driving your seven year old to school and she keeps turning the radio louder and louder. What do you do?
Linda Gruenfelder : Ignore it?
Robert Barone : Excuse me?
Linda Gruenfelder : Well you let her turn it up and she'll discover how unpleasent that is and she'll just turn it off by herself.
Robert Barone : A most excellent answer. If you can explain what a seven year old is doing in the front seat to begin with!
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Marie Barone : I saw a pudding skin in the sink.
Marie Barone : Oh, Frank. Have you heard, Frank? Apparently, you and I are not fit parents.
Frank Barone : I still want pudding.
Robert Barone : Hey.
Robert Barone : You're not up to their standards either.
Robert Barone : I know. What are we talking about?