- Robert Barone: That is so whack!
- Ray Barone: We're Italian, Robert. "Whack" means something else to us.
- [Robert started hanging out with black people]
- Frank Barone: I don't even understand one word you're saying anymore. Yesterday, why the hell did you call me "dog"?
- Robert Barone: It's a good thing. It means I like you.
- Frank Barone: I see. In that case, from this day on I'm calling you "jackass". That's also a sign of affection.
- [Ray comes in]
- Frank Barone: Hey, ugly.
- Ray Barone: What the hell was that for?
- Frank Barone: It's "Robert Talk". It means you're good-looking.
- [to Marie]
- Frank Barone: Hey, good-looking.
- Sergeant Judy: Where do you hang out?
- Robert Barone: A great place. What's it called? My brother's house
- Sergeant Judy, Robert Barone: [laughs]
- [about Robert's yellow and black clothing]
- Frank Barone: Nice suit. Where's Gladys and the other two Pips?