Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Ray's on TV (1997)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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• Ray Barone : They've been Iying to us our whole lives. Every time they ever tried to make us feeI good about ourselves.

  Robert Barone : When did that happen to me?

  Marie Barone : Honey, I'm sure we lied to you plenty of times.

  Ray Barone : You got to get your own place, man.

  Marie Barone : Don't be silly. We love having you here.

  Robert Barone : Oh, my God!

  Ray Barone : Ray, we told you, you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer, see? Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do. They all lie to their kids for their own good.

  Ray Barone : Other parents aren't Iying, Ma. They believe in their children.

  Marie Barone : No, they don't.

• Ray Barone : What about my Steinbrenner joke?

  Marie Barone : That wasn't funny. It's not nice to make fun of people.

  Ray Barone : Well what about this?

  Robert Barone : Well *this* is funny.

• Ray Barone : They say that because the pros can hit it so far that they should lengthen the length of all the courses, and you know, I know I'm probably droning on here but what about tradition? There's always tradition and history and stuff, and I know I support the changes in baseball, but look, let me ax, ask you something here. Sports sometimes should adopt, adapt adapt and grow, but aren't there times that a sport shouldn't adopt, adapt and not grow. Probably not grow.