- When Frank goes to the hospital, Ray tells him the truth about when Ray and Debra fell off the bed having sex.
- Ray blabbers about his wrist hurting when he and Debra fell out of bed during sex. But when Frank hears about it, Ray pretends that it's because they fell down the stairs. While Frank is fixing the stairs, he falls into the basement and breaks his rib.—Chris Green
- Ray and Debra are hurt during rough sex play and Ray brags about it to his friends Andy (Andy Kindler) and Gianni (Jon Manfrellotti), the next day. Ray is proud since it is his first sex injury. Robert knows that Ray brought up the subject on purpose as he cannot to wait to tell everybody everything. Ray says that he and Debra were airborne, and that Debra is hurt worse than him. Ray adds that it wasn't his fault as Debra got a little out of control during sex. Gianni and Andy say that Debra appears to be uptight and bossy on the surface but seems to be "wild" underneath. Ray takes credit for that and says that Debra wasn't wild to begin with, but over the years he created a monster.
When Robert talks about it in front of Frank, Ray lies to him that they fell down the stairs. Ray complains that the stairs are old and creaky. Debra and Ray return home to find Frank removing the stair boards. Debra wants to know why Frank thinks that they fell down the stairs. Debra is angry when she finds out that Ray bragged about their sex injury to the guys but is secretly proud that everyone thinks of her as "wild" in bed.
Frank tries to fix the stairs and falls through to the basement, injuring him and placing him in the hospital. Frank escapes with only a broken rib and is lucky that he did not have a more serious injury. Frank is his usual pain to the entire hospital staff. Frank is given painkillers to help with the discomfort. Both the doctor (Richard Penn) and Marie wonder how Debra and Ray fell down the stairs together. Marie wants to know if they were going down the stairs at the same time and why. Ray says that it was a Jack and Jill kind of situation. He went, and she came tumbling after. Debra says she was having a race with Ray inside the house, which they often do as a tradition. Marie is alarmed and wonders if they make the children participate in their races.
Debra is heartbroken that even in the hospital Frank talks about fixing the stairs as he wants his family to be safe. Debra tells Ray that she will never be able to have sex again if he doesn't fix this. She says that she will only be thinking of Frank working on the stairs and falling into the basement, whenever they have sex. Debra is clear that Frank's injury is their fault, and she wants Ray to get him a satellite dish.
Ray feels guilty, when Frank opens up to him and talks about the importance of family. Frank says that he and Ray are more than family, they are pals now. Ray tells him the truth about his injury, while Frank is in the hospital. Ray admits that he lied about the stairs as he was embarrassed to tell the true story to Frank. Ray buys Frank a satellite dish. Frank doesn't remember anything when he comes back home as he was drugged up.
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