Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates the Laundromat (2005)

Chris Rock: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : [narrating]  Tonya's so difficult, the only reason she's a girl is because my father wanted a boy.

• Narrator : It took me years to realize that if you want a girl to do something, you gotta tell her to do the opposite.

  [flashback to Rochelle serving Julius dinner] 

  Rochelle Rock : Here's your chicken!

  [Rochelle throws Julius' food on the table] 

  Julius Rock : And you better not bring me no dessert!

  Rochelle Rock : I'll get you what I want to get you!

• Narrator : [Narrating]  My father wasn't bald when he got married, but one hair fell out for every bill he got!

• Narrator : A laundromat is a place where really poor people go to wash their clothes.

• Narrator : [at his Junior High School, Chris is asleep in class, while adult Chris tells the story in voiceover]  Because I had to catch the bus to go all the way across town to get to school every day, I got ten hours less sleep a week than anyone else in my class. One time, I fell asleep so long, I woke up with a mustache.