- Joey Caruso: Roses are red, violets are blue, you stink like a monkey and look like one too! Happy Valentine's Day.
- Chris Rock: [to the girl on the bus who got him into trouble] Hey, I don't need help getting my ass whooped, that's the only thing I'm good at.
- Chris Rock: [Reading Hate Card Caruso left in his locker] "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... Please go back to Africa and take your Mother with You."