Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
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Tyler James Williams: Chris
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Quotes
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Dr. Raymond : [to Chris and Caruso] You think I like calling you into my office? That's not a rhetorical question.
Joey Caruso : What's a rhetorical question?
Chris : It's a question that doesn't need an answer because you already know the answer when you ask it.
Joey Caruso : Who asked you?
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Joey Caruso : Why am I in trouble? You heard. He beat me up.
Chris : No, I didn't.
Joey Caruso : And he called me a white cracker.
Chris Rock : Can you believe this cracker?
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Chris : Caruso's already beaten the heck out of me every day, and I can't even try to defend myself without getting sent to detention. You know, I can't take this.
Greg Wuliger : Well, why don't you just punch him in the face? You did do it before.
Chris : I didn't just walk up there and pow, punch him in the face. I had a plan which didn't include getting beat down, chased home and sent to detention.
Chris Rock : It was like I was getting my ass kicked for getting my ass kicked.
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Chris Rock : There's "got your back" guys and "I'll be back" guys.
[Greg runs away from Caruso]
Chris : Greg!
Chris Rock : Greg was a "I'm running like a bitch" guy.