"Everybody Hates Chris" Everybody Hates Sausage (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Tyler James Williams: Chris

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  • Dr. Raymond : [to Chris and Caruso]  You think I like calling you into my office? That's not a rhetorical question.

    Joey Caruso : What's a rhetorical question?

    Chris : It's a question that doesn't need an answer because you already know the answer when you ask it.

    Joey Caruso : Who asked you?

  • Joey Caruso : Why am I in trouble? You heard. He beat me up.

    Chris : No, I didn't.

    Joey Caruso : And he called me a white cracker.

    Chris Rock : Can you believe this cracker?

  • Chris : Caruso's already beaten the heck out of me every day, and I can't even try to defend myself without getting sent to detention. You know, I can't take this.

    Greg Wuliger : Well, why don't you just punch him in the face? You did do it before.

    Chris : I didn't just walk up there and pow, punch him in the face. I had a plan which didn't include getting beat down, chased home and sent to detention.

    Chris Rock : It was like I was getting my ass kicked for getting my ass kicked.

  • Chris Rock : There's "got your back" guys and "I'll be back" guys.

    [Greg runs away from Caruso] 

    Chris : Greg!

    Chris Rock : Greg was a "I'm running like a bitch" guy.

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