- Rochelle Rock: Why are you late?
- Chris Rock: Uh, my bus broke down.
- Rochelle Rock: Well, next time you better get off and fix it!
- Rochelle Rock: Who wants to play "Clean Up This Damn House"?
- Narrator: [Narrating] I won the "Take Out The Garbage Competition" four years in a row!
- Rochelle Rock: [gossiping on the telephone about her friend's miserly boyfriend] He better have big feet, bein' that cheap.