- Alan Twitty: Do you actually know how to surf?
- Louis Stevens: I have the reflexes of a cat. And the dexterity of a jeweler. And... I can open my eyes under water.
- Monique Taylor: There's going to be a lot of B-O-Y-S!
- Ruby Mendel: And I hope they're C-U-T-E!
- Ren Stevens: And I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-T!
- [Monique and Ruby look at her]
- Ren Stevens: That's intelligent. I thought we were spelling stuff.
- Tom Gribalski: [Zack, Twitty and the surfing gang tear down Tom's sand castle in their rush to the water] Well, at least they left the turret.
- [just then, Louis comes along and crushes the turret with his surfboard; Tom begins to sob quietly]
- Louis Stevens: [there are no waves coming in, as Louis paddles up to the other surfers] What's up, guys! Thought the ocean was gonna be a little bigger, huh?
- Zack Estrada: Yeah, nice one, Sir Jinx-a-lot.
- Louis Stevens: Sir What-a-lot?
- Zack Estrada: Dude, you brought your board into The Shack, you broke our lucky surf idol.
- Louis Stevens: So what. You guys believe in that stuff?
- Zack Estrada: Do you see any waves out here?
- Tawny Dean: You really have a beautiful vision here, Tom.
- Tom Gribalski: Uh, no, actually it's not my vision. This castle was designed by the great King Felipe for his beloved fiancée Sofia.
- Tawny Dean: Oh, that's so romantic!
- Tom Gribalski: Nah, not really. She disappeared shortly after the castle was completed and was never seen again. Felipe lived out the rest of his days in that empty castle. He was known as the Lonely King.
- Tawny Dean: Oh, that's so sad.
- Tom Gribalski: Nah, it's really more pathetic.
- Alan Twitty: Spring Break, buddy.
- Louis Stevens: Yes, sir, Spring Break. Approachin' fast, huh. So, uh, what did Zack want to talk about, man?
- Alan Twitty: Oh, nothin', he just invited me to go surfin'.
- Louis Stevens: Oh yeah? Nice of him, that's, that's so nice. So, when did you start hangin' out with him and his friends, man?
- [his voice cracks, trying to hide his jealousy]
- Alan Twitty: Um, last Spring Break I went surfin' with 'em, you know, when your Dad made you go to that temper tantrum workshop.
- Louis Stevens: [Louis suddenly starts shouting at the top of his lungs] NOW YOU LISTEN HERE! I EXPRESS MYSELF APPROPRIATELY NOW! ALL YOU PEOPLE... a-heh, heh...
- Louis Stevens: [barging in to Ren's sleepover with her girlfriends] Hey, Ladies. Ren, uh, y'know, me and the guys are going to the beach tomorrow, and I need some surf wax, so I was wonderin', y'know, maybe I could use some of that gunk you use on your mustache...
- [Ren is outraged, her friends are amused]