- Louis Stevens: What are you doing here?
- Bubbie Rose: That's the way to speak to your Bubbie Rose?
- Louis Stevens: My booby what?
- Ren Stevens: [gasps] My bed!
- Louis Stevens: Oh! I'm sorry! Oh...
- [pours the soda bottle]
- Ren Stevens: My soda!
- Louis Stevens: I'll clean it up.
- [cleans up using the books]
- Ren Stevens: My books!
- Louis Stevens: Ah...
- [overturns the board]
- Ren Stevens: My board...
- Louis Stevens: "Me, me, me..." That's all I ever get from you.
- Louis Stevens: Look at them. Please, just look at them. This whole trip is great, you know. Because now I know what it'd be like if my family never had me. They'd be a hundred times better! Thank you, BOOBY.
- Donnie Stevens: You don't know how it's like to be related to somebody who's perfect at everything they do.
- Louis Stevens: Actually, I do.
- Donnie Stevens: Really?
- Louis Stevens: Yeah.
- Donnie Stevens: How do you deal with it?
- Louis Stevens: Well, it's hard, but I think you gotta focus on your own good qualities, you know.
- Ren Stevens: We don't have any.
- Donnie Stevens: Ride! RID Silenti. Ride.
- Ren Stevens: Right!
- Louis Stevens: See? That's good. That's... yeah.
- Ren Stevens: I can spit. REALLY far!
- Louis Stevens: Woah!
- Donnie Stevens: Yes.
- Ren Stevens: Yeah, just like...
- Louis Stevens: Yeah. And the fact that you guys care so much about each other, you know, that's good too. I mean, I wish my brother and sister cared about me as much as you care about each other.