Empty Nest (TV Series)

Goodbye Charley (1995)

David Leisure: Charley Dietz

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• [Charley has just returned from his cousin Max's funeral] 

  Charley Dietz : Listening to all those people talking about what a great guy Max was made me realize that when I die... nobody will care.

  Dr. Harry Weston : Charley, that's not true!

  Carol Weston : Of course it's not.

  Charley Dietz : Oh, sure! Like you're gonna miss me.

  Carol Weston : Charley, just because we've had a difficult relationship in the past doesn't mean that... daddy wont miss you. Right, daddy?

  Dr. Harry Weston : Absolutely.

  Carol Weston : And Sophia will miss you. Wont you, Sophia?

  Sophia Petrillo : Yeah... yeah... . Pass the ketchup.

  Carol Weston : Come on now, Sophia. You'd remember Charley if he died.

  Sophia Petrillo : Are you kidding? I can't even remember why I needed the ketchup.

• Charley Dietz : Hey, just because I sit around in my pyjamas all day waiting to die doesn't mean I have problems.