Ellen (TV Series)

Splitsville, Man (1996)

David Anthony Higgins: Joe Farrell

Quotes 

• Ellen : This cannot be real. I mean, I know it's a dream and I'm gonna wake up and you'll be there and you'll be there...

  Joe Farrell : What about me, your old pal Joe?

  Audrey : Ellen, I know exactly what's happening. She's going through the five stages of grief.

  [loudly] 

  Audrey : ELLEN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

  Ellen : Yes, Audrey. I don't think that deafness is one of the stages.

  Audrey : Okay. What you're going through is perfectly normal. You're in the first stage of grief, which is denial.

  Ellen : If I could just change today I would do anything.

  Audrey : Okay, now you're in stage three: bargaining. You completely skipped over anger.

  Ellen : Shut up, Audrey!

  Audrey : There it is!